I want to be good at this so bad.
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Anencephaly c. 1890’s
(Anencephaly is a neural tube defect that occurs when the cephalic end of the neural tube fails to close, resulting in the absence of a major portion of the brain, skull, and scalp.
Dear Amazon,
When I try and sell one of my books online, do try to remember that I have pride. I’m not willing to sell my possessions for a penny online. These are good books and not just worth a penny. Yes I understand that only text books really get high-dollar purchases. But for God’s sake can you have a heart?
Sincerely,
A Reluctant Amazon Seller
4 hours ago · 1 note
YEAHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH FUCKKKKK YEAAAAHHHHHH
I’m remembering this word for all future words with friends games.
Anonymous asked: “I love how you keep changing your layout lol. Well anyhoo, you are such a wonderful woman. I love you monk :)”
7 hours ago · 0 notes
oh……
OHHHHH!!…….shit…WOW..
What.
Hang on guys, I gotta go scrape my brains off the back wall…this shit just blew my mind
1 day ago · 42,288 notes · Source
I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
I need a child like this.
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1 day ago · 18,519 notes · Source
I’m not sure how to feel about this
I am FARRRRR too tired to be trying to comprehend something like this….
1 day ago · 60,774 notes · Source
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier
- Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing
hahahahaha
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