(Source: conversacult, via sarah-bare)
Limited Edition Candy Bar of the Day: What is this deliciousness, and why doesn’t throwing money at my screen have any effect on my possession of it?
Also: Limited Edition Cookie Flavors? As in there will be multiple candy bars/girl scout cookie hybrids? Better get started on my obit now. DEATH BY HAPPINESS.
[reddit.]
My jaw just dropped so far down i think i dislocated it.
(via allshallfade)
I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
I need a child like this.
(Source: cheia, via sarah-bare)
fujiidom | squintyoureyes | bigbardas:
When Nickelback replies on Twitter. Part 1
it’s a motherfucking tweet-off.
(Source: fyeahnickelback)
This is our cute dog Bella. She was diagnosed with congenital megaesophagus soon after we found her at 4 months old. Megaesophagus means that her esophagus is enlarged and lacks the muscle mobility to swallow food while horizontal. This is her “Baileys Chair,” which she needs sit in while eating and for 10 minutes after she eats. She eats soft dog food with a little water mixed in. She is now seven months old and doing great!
(Source: joshuaallen, via ohhsoimnancy)
The rare and supercute White Kiwi!
Via daydreamering
“Manukura, the white Kiwi.”







